pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Will someone please throw this ball so I can chase it? It's a lot of fun for me and you get to watch me try to get it when it bounces off the wall in a funny direction. Even though this ball is bigger than my whole head I really can pick it up and carry it. I think my people are getting tired of throwing it though. Some days I have to sit here like this for a long time before they notice me. I nudge the ball with my nose and try to get their attention. I back way up so that they know I want them to have the ball, and I try to be patient- really I do. But sometimes I bark at them if they don't throw it right away. And sometimes I pee on the rug too. They don't like that very much.